• May God send his Love like Sunshine
  in his warm and gentle ways
  to fill every corner of your Heart
  and filled your Life with a lot of
  Happiness like this EID DAY.
  Wishing you EID MUBARAK
• ,^ ^,
  (’, ‘) \’_'_’_')~
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  Ye Lo
  Bakra
  Eid tak isay khilana
  Pilana
  Roz sham ko sair krwna pr Eid pe wapis kr dena
  Maine b Qurbani krni hy
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  Here is my
  GREETING 4 you.
  Kindly open it….

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  ( HAPPY )
  ( EID )

• Everyone Sent U
  Tradition Words About
  Eid But I m The First One
  To Send U

  “MEAT MUBARAK”
  And
  Keep On Eating
  Different Dishes
  On This Season ..

• A rupee is easy 2 earn…
  but a smile is hard 2 find…
  rupee loses its value…
  smile increases its worth..
  i lost a rupee when i sms u…
  but who cares!
  i won ur smile…
• Milne ki tamanna
  lekar aaya hai ye sms,
  Chehre pe smile ki
  tamanna lekar
  aaya hai ye sms,
  Bhule nahi hai yar tuje,
  Ye yaad dilane aaya hai
  ye SMS.
• A rupee is easy 2 earn…
  but a smile is hard 2 find…
  rupee loses its value…
  smile increases its worth..
  i lost a rupee when i sms u…
  but who cares!
  i won ur smile…
  y v dnt study whole year….
  n spent sleepless night during exam?
  coz
  sahil k sakun se humne inkar nahi magar.
  tufano se kashti nikalne ka maza or hai…

Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya

Caught sleeping together

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Girl fully exhausted

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

PROBLEM & CHALLENGE

TEACHER:
what is the different between
problem and challenge????

STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem
1boy+3girls=challenge..

Ustad Sardar Se: Batao Pine Apple Or Coconut K Tree Me Kia Similarity Hai? Sardar Kafi Der Sochne K Baad: Dono Pe AMROOD Nhi lagtay…

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 Lady doctor: Tum rooz subah clinic ke bahar khare ho kar auratoon ko kyun ghoorte ho? Sardar: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai:AURATOON KO DEKHNAY KA WAQT 9am-11am

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 Sardar breaks an egg to make an omlet but the egg was empty Sardar angrily shouts Saley aaj kal k murghay bhi CONDOM use karney lagey hain.” §”

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 Race dekhte hue sarddar ne dosre se pocha, inam kis ko mile ga?” 2nd; “sb se aage wale ko” sardar; “to phir peeche wale kyun bhag rahe hain.”

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 Minister: Bomb blast mein halaak honai walon k lia 5 lac or zakhmi honai walon k lia 3 lac rupai dainai ka elaan kia jata hai Sardar: tay jinhan da TARRAH nikal gaya unhan wastai kuch v nahi?

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Sardar jee:Maths wich fail Q hoya? Son:Kaddi teacher kehndi ay 3+5=8 Agle din kehndi ay 4+4=8 fair kehndi ay 6+2=8 Sali nu aap confirm nahin te menu ki sikhau…

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 Nurse: Mubarak ho ap k ghr larka paida hwa hy. Sardar:Wa g wa kya technology hai,B.V meri hospital hy, or bacha mere ghr paida hwa hai…

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 SARDAR calls 2his wife from another city.Servant picked D Fone:Sardar: Memsaab se baat karvao!Servent: woh to sahab k 7 Tv dekh Rhi henSardar: par sahab to me hu.servent: ab me kya karu?Sardar: maar de 2no ko!!!After killingservent: laasho ka kya karu? Sardar: ghar k piche swimming pool me phenk k bhaag jaServent: par hmare ghar me tu swimming pool hi Nhi hy.!Sardar: Oye sorry Wrong Nmbr:

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 Sardar G ka Bacha school jaaty huy bahot ro raha tha Sardar G boly; Sher dy Bachy Rondy nahe! Bacha bola; Sher dy bachy school v nahe jandy.

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 2scholors.

.1pathan or 1sardar pani peenay gy, glas ùlta para tha

Sardar:yar iska to mu hi band hai.

Pathan:Ye to neéchay se b toota hua hai..

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THE FACTS OF LIFE

Boy: Dad, what’s politics?
Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we’ll call me the management. Mom receives most of it so we’ll call her the government. We’ll call the maid the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you understand now son?
Boy: I still don’t understand dad.
Dad: Think about it for a while son. That night the boy wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He goes in and finds out he’s soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his mom but she’s asleep he goes in to the maids room but she’s in there having sex with his dad. He bangs on the door but no one can here him. The next day…
Son: Dad I understand politics now.
Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own words son.
Son: The management is screwing the working class while the governments fast asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is full of SHIT!

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Joke

 

Five surgeons were discussing the types of people they like to operate on.The first surgeon says: “I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”The second responds: “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded. ” The third surgeon says: “No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.” The fourth surgeon chimes in: “You know I like engineers; those guys always understand if you have a few parts left over..” But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.. There’s no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine. Plus, the head and the rear end are interchangeable.”

#1

College ki gali main ajeeb khail hota hae!

Class k bhane dilon ka mail hota ha

Notes ki jagah I LOVE U sale hota hae

Ise lia tu faraz har sal fail hota hae.

 

#2

Kisi bhi mushkil mor per han na kahain ge C U

Rehain ge sath hamaisha  ME & U

Kal ham na rahe es dunya main

Tu rakh kar phone maire Kabar per kahna

“Stupid I miss u”

 

#3

Jab kabi toot k bikhro tu batan mujhe…..

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mainu welding tha kam v aanda a

 

#4

lux walon ne mujh se 5 karor ka swal pocha

“Pakistan main aisa kon ha jo aik saal main aik bar nahata ha”

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yaqeen karo 5 karor thukradie per tumhara name nahi pataya.

 

#5

Death angel to girl, your time is over

Girl: is there any way to escape

Angel: yes if u kiss the one who is reading this message.

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Girl:  Aaaaakh thoo

Let’s Go…

 

#6

Some time ALLAH upset your plans to setup his own plans

ALLAH plans are always perfect.

So, never get upset when your plan gets upset

“Have faith in Allah”

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Sardar Bunks office

Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
‘baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.

Sardar going to shikaar

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

Sardar filed an application 4 divorce

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.

A sardar went to Pizza Hut

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

Once there was a bukha kutta. He was very pukha. He phiring loor loor. He dekhya ghosht on the shop of chacha karim. He chuking one boti from there and nas gya. Jab he guzra from nale aale pul tu he saw aik hor kutta. He become very shoda. His soch was very kutian aali, he open apna butha suddenly his apni v boti deg gai

MORAL: Jo dujyan nal kutyan aali karda a, ona nal v kutyan aali hondi a.

Muslim lady:     Assalam-o-alaikum. 

Molvi:  Ye jannat main jai gi

Hindu lady:      Namasty

Molvi:     Ye dozakh main jai gi

Christian lady:  Hi daarling

 Molvi:       Ye maire sath jai gi

Pathan kon bane ga  cror pati me……. 

Q- What is your father name?

Pahtan please option?

a:     dilawar                                                 b:    feroz

c:    changaz                                                 c:    sultan

Pathan: life line 50/50

a:      dilawar                                       b:    feroz

Pathan:    Audience vote

75%  dilawar

25%   feroz

Pathan:    My last life line phone  a friend.

kis ko call karain ge?

Pathan:  Apne baap dilawar ko!

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero.” The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week.” The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want.” Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?” The man said, “Look, I’m a computer programmer. I don’t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.”

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