Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya

Caught sleeping together

Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Girl fully exhausted

A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,

When her friends asked her what happened?

She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,

“I thought It was MONEY”

PROBLEM & CHALLENGE

TEACHER:
what is the different between
problem and challenge????

STUDENT:3boys+1girl=problem
1boy+3girls=challenge..

Ustad Sardar Se: Batao Pine Apple Or Coconut K Tree Me Kia Similarity Hai? Sardar Kafi Der Sochne K Baad: Dono Pe AMROOD Nhi lagtay…

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 Lady doctor: Tum rooz subah clinic ke bahar khare ho kar auratoon ko kyun ghoorte ho? Sardar: Ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai:AURATOON KO DEKHNAY KA WAQT 9am-11am

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 Sardar breaks an egg to make an omlet but the egg was empty Sardar angrily shouts Saley aaj kal k murghay bhi CONDOM use karney lagey hain.” §”

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 Race dekhte hue sarddar ne dosre se pocha, inam kis ko mile ga?” 2nd; “sb se aage wale ko” sardar; “to phir peeche wale kyun bhag rahe hain.”

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 Minister: Bomb blast mein halaak honai walon k lia 5 lac or zakhmi honai walon k lia 3 lac rupai dainai ka elaan kia jata hai Sardar: tay jinhan da TARRAH nikal gaya unhan wastai kuch v nahi?

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Sardar jee:Maths wich fail Q hoya? Son:Kaddi teacher kehndi ay 3+5=8 Agle din kehndi ay 4+4=8 fair kehndi ay 6+2=8 Sali nu aap confirm nahin te menu ki sikhau…

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 Nurse: Mubarak ho ap k ghr larka paida hwa hy. Sardar:Wa g wa kya technology hai,B.V meri hospital hy, or bacha mere ghr paida hwa hai…

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 SARDAR calls 2his wife from another city.Servant picked D Fone:Sardar: Memsaab se baat karvao!Servent: woh to sahab k 7 Tv dekh Rhi henSardar: par sahab to me hu.servent: ab me kya karu?Sardar: maar de 2no ko!!!After killingservent: laasho ka kya karu? Sardar: ghar k piche swimming pool me phenk k bhaag jaServent: par hmare ghar me tu swimming pool hi Nhi hy.!Sardar: Oye sorry Wrong Nmbr:

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 Sardar G ka Bacha school jaaty huy bahot ro raha tha Sardar G boly; Sher dy Bachy Rondy nahe! Bacha bola; Sher dy bachy school v nahe jandy.

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 2scholors.

.1pathan or 1sardar pani peenay gy, glas ùlta para tha

Sardar:yar iska to mu hi band hai.

Pathan:Ye to neéchay se b toota hua hai..

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THE FACTS OF LIFE

Boy: Dad, what’s politics?
Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we’ll call me the management. Mom receives most of it so we’ll call her the government. We’ll call the maid the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you understand now son?
Boy: I still don’t understand dad.
Dad: Think about it for a while son. That night the boy wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He goes in and finds out he’s soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his mom but she’s asleep he goes in to the maids room but she’s in there having sex with his dad. He bangs on the door but no one can here him. The next day…
Son: Dad I understand politics now.
Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own words son.
Son: The management is screwing the working class while the governments fast asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is full of SHIT!

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Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS

Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

Sardar Bunks office

Sardar Bunks office n goes to home.
He saw his wife with his boss.
He comes back running office and says,
‘baap re, boss ne dekh liya hota to maar daalta.

Sardar going to shikaar

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana

Sardar filed an application 4 divorce

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.

A sardar went to Pizza Hut

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

Once there was a bukha kutta. He was very pukha. He phiring loor loor. He dekhya ghosht on the shop of chacha karim. He chuking one boti from there and nas gya. Jab he guzra from nale aale pul tu he saw aik hor kutta. He become very shoda. His soch was very kutian aali, he open apna butha suddenly his apni v boti deg gai

MORAL: Jo dujyan nal kutyan aali karda a, ona nal v kutyan aali hondi a.

Muslim lady:     Assalam-o-alaikum. 

Molvi:  Ye jannat main jai gi

Hindu lady:      Namasty

Molvi:     Ye dozakh main jai gi

Christian lady:  Hi daarling

 Molvi:       Ye maire sath jai gi

Pathan kon bane ga  cror pati me……. 

Q- What is your father name?

Pahtan please option?

a:     dilawar                                                 b:    feroz

c:    changaz                                                 c:    sultan

Pathan: life line 50/50

a:      dilawar                                       b:    feroz

Pathan:    Audience vote

75%  dilawar

25%   feroz

Pathan:    My last life line phone  a friend.

kis ko call karain ge?

Pathan:  Apne baap dilawar ko!

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn’t want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.

The next day the first woman’s husband phones the other husband and said, “These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties.” “That’s nothing,” said the other. “Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, ‘From all of us at the Fire

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